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    As a thief in the Underground, you’ve always managed to survive by pickpocketing merchants and robbing poorly skilled criminals. However, with your sister falling sick and desperately needing expensive treatment, you're forced to change tactics. With no other options left, you decide to sabotage the heists of the most successful gang of thieves in the Underground. Your task is simple: let them do all the preparatory work, then steal their treasures right in front of their noses.

    However, it seems you completely underestimated their gang leader, Levi. Hungry for revenge, he relentlessly hunts you down with one goal in mind: to stop you and make you pay.

    - Levi x female Reader slow burn -

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    Peter wasn’t going to let May pay the rent all on her own. Not when there was two of them, not when being Spider-Man made everything that much harder.

    And if that meant washing scratched up dishes and scrubbing old blood from the tile grout at Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls, then so be it.

    But then one night, his skin turned blue.

    (If only his problems didn’t multiply from there.)

    Podfic Link Here [by Clarity_M_Writebook]

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    “Blessed Spirit, we thank you for the gift of this child’s life. We are forever in your debt.” The whole village is kneeling now, even the tiniest toddlers flopped down on their stomachs doing their best approximation of a bow. “Please, won’t you give us a name to call you? We would like to properly express our gratitude.”

    Oh.

    Well shit.

    (Where Zuko saves a little Earth Kingdom girl from drowning, the villagers think he's a Spirit, build him a shrine, and long story short, a fake story about the Blue Spirit who dances with dragons suddenly becomes very real.)

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    Dipper's always been into the supernatural. Especially ghosts, and hauntings.

    And everyone says the Cipher place is haunted.

    Dipper's not so sure about that... but it's worth checking out.

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    20/20
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    Voldemort, unexpectedly short on money and growing tired of both Wormtail's existence and Nagini's incessant pleas to eat the wizard, has a most brilliant idea: crowdfunding, and the first reward tier is a livestreamed broadcast of Nagini getting her wish. It is a massive success - and the people demand more.

    Said 'people' just so happens to include one Boy-Who-Lived.

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    When Harry succumbs to dementors in Little Whinging, the last thing he expects is to wake up and find Tom Riddle’s face staring back at him in the mirror.

    It only goes downhill from there.

    (In which Harry learns: if Voldemort had been like an atom bomb, Tom Riddle is the biblical forbidden fruit, succulent and fragrant and filled with an insidious rot that just may kill him.)

    Ongoing Translation(s): Russian, Ukrainian, Chinese

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    When his father and Tomura start planning the USJ attack, Izuku makes a plan of his own. It’s simple, only four steps:

    1. Steal Eraserhead’s quirk
    2. Use it to kill All for One
    3. Give Erasure back, hopefully
    4. Go to jail, probably

    He’s prepared for the plan to fail at any time, but surprisingly, it’s not until step 4 that things fall through.

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    54/?
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    Another take on WHAT-IF Harry got rid of Voldemort in fifth year? Oh yeah and WHAT-IF he just so happened to fall in love with certain twins? In disguise. Under a wrong name, that is. Shenanigans ahead.
    Also a take on self-discovery and gender fluidity.

    (Or the one in which Harry gives the headmaster the finger and decides to go exploring the Wizarding World on his own.)

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    Have you ever noticed something and then never stopped noticing it? Like the wool was removed from your eyes, and you cannot stop seeing it.

    Katsuki felt like his world was shattering. After an interview leaves him questioning, "What is a hero?" he starts to notice things about Izuku's life. Like, it wasn't just him trying to toughen the nerd up. He sometimes came to class with more bruises than when he left, and how Izuku never really ate.

    After learning how some people are treated in a quirk-based society and how little anyone is willing to help. Katsuki makes it his mission to save his first and only friend.

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    38/?
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    Harry expects nightmares when Madam Pomfrey refuses to give him any more Dreamless Sleep. What he doesn't expect is to have his first soulmate dream only days after Voldemort returned.

    He would've preferred the nightmares.

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    Chapters:
    85/85
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    The moment the Goblet of Fire spat Harry's name out, it was second year all over again. Shunned by most of Hogwarts and made out to be an attention-seeking liar, he feels more isolated than ever.

    In the vacuum void of the heart-wrenching realisation that he'll never fit in, his new defense professor and that man's mysterious mentor manage to fill a hole in Harry's soul he hadn't known existed. And just like that, he finds himself... slipping.

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    Viggo thinks Hiccup has amnesia and Hiccup isn’t about to correct him anytime soon.

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    Harry convinced Dobby that faking Harry's magic wouldn't work. He thought that would get the house elf to leave. He didn't expect what the elf did next. “Dobby will just have to make sure that you can’t get to Hogwarts.”
    With a snap of his fingers Harry found himself falling, and with a splash he was drenched.
    It didn't take Harry long to realize he was in the middle of the ocean.
    ----
    In which Harry ends up in the 1700's and finds himself joining Jack Sparrow on his search for the Black Pearl. Will he ever be able to return home to Hogwarts and his friends?

    Rewrite Coming May 25th!

    Rewrite: https://ao3-n7.uefi233blog.eu.org/works/65884768

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    Shouta Aizawa is too goddamn tired to deal with this shit.

    One second, he’s on patrol, thinking about his loud, blond husband and warm, inviting bed. The next, he’s dragging a half-feral fourteen-year-old away from a burning convenience store while the kid shouts curses he should be too young to know.

    A kid who’s way too thin for his age, and flinches when he’s touched. A kid who won’t take off his stupid fucking mask, even when Shouta asks nicely. A kid who Shouta can’t help but like—just a little bit.

    Fuck.

    And as for Shouta’s new batch of students, they’re just as chaotic as the street urchin he has started to affectionately call Rabbit—especially the hot-headed Katsuki Bakugo, whose personality is even more explosive than his powerful quirk, and Mikumo Akatani, who Shouta’s husband has taken a liking to (for reasons unbeknownst to him). Keeping the two boys out of trouble is a full-time job in and of itself.

    As Shouta pulls at the threads surrounding Rabbit and Mikumo Akatani, he realizes they all center around one thing—something involving a cold case, a group of villains, and a missing kid.

    **Hiatus is over because I'm a pushover

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    Alina tries to distract herself the night before the Shadow Fold crossing and her path ends up crossing that of the mysterious Darkling.

    Darklina Week day 7: Missing Moments.

    AUTHOR'S NOTICE (September 2, 2025): Yes, I know this fic seems abandoned, since it hasn't been updated since 2024, but IT IS NOT ABANDONED and it's not on hiatus.

    UPDATE (March 16, 2026). Hello!!! I would like to inform my readers who are waiting for the update of this fic and those who have just found it that I have been without a computer since January 2026 (mine died after a wonderful 10 years of partnership) and I am unable to write this fic, as I have no way to access the backup files on my pen drive without a computer. Thank you for your understanding and patience.

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    Instead of Hagrid, one Quirinus Quirrell comes to fetch Harry from the Dursleys.

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    16/?
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    (Kinkterror 2019, October 1: Blood / Gore)

    In the summer of his fifth year, Harry's nightmares about the resurrection stop being nightmares and start being... something else.

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    13/?
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    703
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    Izuku Midoriya and Hitoshi Shinso are never going to be the kind of heroes that make civilains think ‘oh, thank god we’re saved,’ when they arrive at the scene. There's too much prejudice against them, so a kid with a villain quirk and one with no quirk at all are never going to be able to inspire that sort of trust.

    So instead of becoming heroes that bring hope, they decide to become the next best thing.

    The kind of heroes that make villains think, ‘oh, fuck, we’re screwed.’

    This fic has a discord.

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    40/40
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    "Don't come, Deku."

    Those words haunt Izuku for years. He remembers how his hand, when outstretched to the blonde just couldn't reach him in time. And because of Izuku, because of his own inadequacy , Kacchan was gone. He was gone forever - declared dead after he was kidnapped by the League of Villains.

    A truly tragic end to a hero prodigy.

    Now, years later, when Izuku is on patrol, the scents of ash and gasoline hang heavy in the air. The barest notes of cinnamon sits heavy on his tongue, as he searches the streets. The scents are so familiar it wraps around Izuku like a blanket - making his heart ache has he continues his patrol.

    He can't shake the feeling that someone is watching him.

    It isn't until he spots a tall, mysterious blonde in an alley does he realize something's wrong. Familiar, blood-red eyes glare at him from the distance, causing Izuku to almost lose his footing. There's a crooked smirk etched onto that pale face like a razor. Izuku knows it too well, but he doesn't know if he can believe what he is seeing.

    "...Kacchan?"

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    12/?
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    Being a Parselmouth came with the inherent predisposition to understand snake behaviours and imitate them. It was relieving Harry wasn’t going to kill anyone with venom, nor petrify them with his gaze. But also, somewhat frustrating as it was all completely useless. None of the skills that came with being a Parselmouth would help Harry survive Voldemort.

    It might, in fact, have the opposite effect. For all Riddle's fury that Harry was the cause of his elder self’s defeat, he was fascinated by the fact Harry was also a Parselmouth. He had grabbed Harry’s face, turning him side to side looking bemusedly enraptured by Harry’s threat display. “At your age, I was imitating much more vicious snakes than this, Harry.”

    That may have been all well and good, but Harry didn’t feel very vicious. He felt very threatened and in over his head.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    539
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