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Akavir by hermy_mora
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls Online, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire (Video Game), Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
21 Jun 2026
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The year would be something like 2020s by Earth’s calendar—but on Nirn, it was the Fifth Era, year 193. Likely. And Riften—has reinvented itself into a moderately successful urban sprawl, home to over 1.3 million residents. Towering glass buildings reflect the endless parade of headlights and LED ads, while electric buses hum down streets once haunted by whispers of thieves and assassins. Now, it’s all smartphones and credit ratings. The world has changed. Only humans remain.
But in Oblivion, the rules are different.
Down at the Nocturnal Pub (founded by Nocturnal, obviously), a group of Daedric Princes and cosmic anomalies are just trying to enjoy a drink. Azura is perched on the bar counter to ensure maximum visibility. Serana is casually hugging her foster sister, Lamae Bal. They genuinely believe they’ve built a calm, functional harbor in the middle of Coldharbour.
They are wrong. Because when the mortal government starts hiding cosmic anomalies, even the gods have to clock in for a shift.Series
- Part 10 of University of Riften
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Sonnet for Brendan the Builder by wandering_wings
Fandoms: Foil Arms and Hog (Video Blogging RPF)
21 Jun 2026
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A poem in the English sonnet form for Father's Day, telling the story of a tragic father-figure from a classic Foil Arms and Hog sketch.
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- Part 9 of FAHn Poems
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- English
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- 102
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
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Waifu Wars 4: Waifu U by yazminaydem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime), Final Fight (Video Game), Street Fighter, 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game), Black Lagoon (Anime & Manga), Naruto (Anime & Manga), Bayonetta (Video Games), Disney - Fandom, Metroid Series, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Warhammer 40.000, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
21 Jun 2026
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Mommy’s going back to school!
That’s right—we’re parodying those classic 2000s college flicks in the most gloriously trashy way possible. Watch as Midnight, playing the “not-like-the-other-girls” rebel, and her crew tackle the everyday battles of classes, campus drama, mean-girl rivalries, and a sneaky little plot brewing just beneath the surface.
Welcome to Waifu U, the exclusive finishing school for waifus where the curriculum is the Five Pillars of the Waifu Honor Code… and every lesson is taught by legendary guest professors who take “extra credit” very seriously.
This mainline entry skewers every college-movie cliché and horny academy fantasy you love (and hate) with maximum camp, crack treated seriously, fourth-wall-breaking commentary, and unapologetic smut.
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- Part 11 of The Waifuverse
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Heh, Arent You A Little Spark Plug? by torch_ginger (her_royal_pickiness)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
21 Jun 2026
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“I’ve even handled an entire water pressure system, so bring on your worst, car!” she hissed at her lifeless ride, as if confronting yet another mansion villain.
//This is meant to be post-RE0 and before RE3
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Weekly updates, purely random scribbles, terrible writing.
If Hitler had died in poverty in 1914, and Mussolini had been a mere bystander as the people put the corrupt Church to a fiery trial, how would the history of the 20th century have been rewritten?
In a world without Hitler and without World War I, would humanity have headed toward peace?
No, they would have fought over who got to judge the pedophile priests first. The blood of the 20th century wouldn't have flowed in the trenches — it would have flowed in St. Peter's Square.
An enraged mob crucified the Pope. The new Pope, to save his own skin, eagerly led the way to blow up the tombs of all previous popes. People from all over the world, carrying crosses on their shoulders, flooded into Rome. Amid the bickering over 'who gets to judge the pedophile priests first,' the revolution turned into an absurd refugee camp.
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Kevin thought the ocean was the only thing that could ever want him back.
After another night spiralling through shame, loneliness, and the crushing emptiness of celebrity, he walks into the sea fully expecting to disappear. Instead, he's dragged back to shore by Brooke McClellan-a stubborn marine conservationist who sees him as a person before she ever sees him as The Deep.
Now Kevin is trying to learn how to exist outside of The Deep. Brooke is trying to save a dying coastline. And somewhere between midnight dives, beach cleanups, awkward coffee conversations, and secrets that could ruin everything, they start building something terrifyingly real.
But you can only pretend to be normal for so long when the ocean itself knows your name.
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Garść hetaliowych drabbli, okruszków, miniatur i niepoprawnych pomysłów, just for your entertainment. Komedia, oklepane motywy, absurd bez większego sensu, pisane z doskoku one-shoty. Zbiorek wszystkiego, co jest zbyt małe na własną opowieść i miejsce na ewentualne eksperymenty z formą. Branie czegokolwiek tutaj na poważnie - niezalecane.
Shipy przeróżne, głównie LietPol i PrusPol, ale są też bezparingowce. -
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The Dewill Effect is a surreal sci-fi mystery adventure set in a world quietly rotting at the edges of reality. In the already strange city of Dewill, on one day a strange phenomenon took place and this started spreading across the entire world. Then the mayor of Dewill sends out detective Courtois and his chaotic companion Shanky travel across increasingly unstable towns to document the “mishappenings” infecting the world.
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Mahoragas, metaphysics and gay men: welcome to Slander Kaisen by SukunaNo1Glazer
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
20 Jun 2026
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The Jujutsu world is in shambles; the higher ups are dead, Tokyo is destroyed, and Sukuna is running rampant in a teenager's body. The sorcerers fighting are not any better: Megumi summons Mahoraga at any chance, Gojo still yearns for a man long dead in an obviously PLATONIC way and Yuta is having sex with a cockroach, just to name a few. In short, everything is wrecked.
But everything changes when Sukuna summons Mahoraga while the other sorcerers are busy fighting an already dispatched one weeks ago. Because two Mahoragas can’t exist at the same time. The deviation causes a glitch in the world where all sorcery-related people start reviving, including Gojo’s dead best friend, Suguru Geto.
How will everyone live with the new world order? And how will everyone survive the unbearable tension between the two special grades?
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“We sat around. We got wrecked together. We discussed all these crazy ideas together. We put down these lines of research together. I’d come home from an exciting crazed sort of think meeting with Miles…” said Paul McCartney. Well, what could this imply?
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Cecilia's Adventures in the Shoebox by Benot
Fandoms: Hololive Productions (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
19 Jun 2026
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Cecilia is pushed down the stairs and she finds herself amidst shoeboxes filled with smaller shoeboxes. When she leaves the room, it turns out it was another shoebox. She's stranded on a plain of cardboard and surrounded by grems of all forms and sizes — and there's no exit in sight.
Gigi has been acting strangely lately. Will Cecilia find her answer in the cardboard world?
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........................................................................................................................................., by vanishresponse
Fandoms: 时空中的绘旅人 | For All Time | Lovebrush Chronicles (Video Game)
19 Jun 2026
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Regina, an employee of the Feinz Group, finds thirst art of her boss.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,291
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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His Wife, The Chubby Dragon by DragonOpal
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
19 Jun 2026
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Loki comes home to New Asgard married to a chubby dragoness named Opal. Thor slowly loses his mind.
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I'm Just a Boy in Love by Soferet_Autistit
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Jun 2026
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“Cuz fit hot guys have problems too.
Don’t look at us, we’re not dancing for you.
Leave us alone, we have to twerk out our sad.
(Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad.)”I clap my hands over my mouth to keep laughter from escaping. I can’t. The mental image of Baz twerking is in my head now and I’ll never be able to dig it out. And he’s in the shower. Fuck!
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Or: After yet another argument, Simon overhears Baz singing in the shower. And then it keeps happening.
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«Introduction»
«I JUST WANTED TO GET BACK HOME AND DRINK MY HOT CHOCOLATE!! — famous last words by some idiot.» _I wrote down with a grin as I stared at the paper, which had tiny holes on after being tapped on for too long._ Finally. I found SOMETHING. _I looked at the clock._ Weeeell- _I sucked in a breath._ It’s 6 am. I forgot to sleep. But, THE DOCUMENTATION IS FINALLY OVER!! Wait a minute.Why am I trying to find a book description for my DIARY?
It’s… not like my diary is *ever* getting published. «You’re approaching the whole situation too negatively, my weaker self. I’d say make use of it. The documentation *itself* has many advantages. Your new status is just untapped potential.» _Iosif said._ UghhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH!! IT WAS A FUCKING FRIDAY!! THIS NEW «STATUS» COSTED ME AN ENTIRE WEEKEND!! «You might hate it, but you’re learning how to be more *productive*, my weaker self.» _he added._ I hate this. I HATE YOU TOO.
Well, I hope, at least, nobody dies. «If you fulfill your duties well, they won’t. And, I believe in you. Now, get back to the documentation.»
No.
«Yes. Or, I’ll do it myself.»
Anything but that, UGH!! Fine. I will. Just don’t take «matters into your own hands.»
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- Part 1 of absolute İncompetence diaries
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A fan continuation of this fanfic https://www.reddit.com/r/OMORI/comments/sghmec/the_worst_possible_reaction_to_the_truth_fanfic/?share_id=waJSRIXC9eDpZmX3-AnRM&utm_content
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Merely a novel writing down a month of what I see, what I feel, what I think, what mattered to me, what I did...
The intersection between the real me, the me I want to become and the world.
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Final Fantasy XV: El Origen del Absurdo. by Maxmegane
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV, Final Fantasy Series
18 Jun 2026
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Prompto Argentum oculta una rutina absurda que realiza a escondidas. Noctis la descubre y en lugar de apartarse, se convierte en su cómplice. Lo que empieza como una ridiculez se transforma en una hermandad inquebrantable.
Pero en Eos, alguien observa desde las sombras. Una organización misteriosa lleva años manipulando los hilos del destino. Su objetivo: evitar la muerte de Lunafreya y el sacrificio del príncipe Noctis.
Y cuando una inocente carta de la Oráculo siembra el pánico en el campamento, el caos se desata.
¿Podrá este absurdo vínculo cambiar el futuro de Eos?
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- Part 1 of FFXV: Crónicas del Absurdo.
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You have lived in poverty since you were born.
You found out a secret about your ancestor.
You try to enjoy a quiet normal life but the savage blood line also runs in your frame.
Perhaps trying to live a peaceful and useful life is very tough for you. -
The Sexonautica by PaperArmyNinja
Fandoms: Jason and the Argonauts (TV 2000), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Medea - Euripides, Original Work
16 Jun 2026
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Jason, exiled prince of Iolcus, journeys to find the Golden Fleece, to reclaim his throne from his uncle Pelias, the usurper. And along the way, the hero, blessed champion of Hera, will slaughter any rival man, and rape and enslave any woman he desires.
Loosely inspired by the 2000 miniseries Jason and the Argonauts (as source material).