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The photo—the dick pic from Sasuke currently sitting in Naruto's inbox—was sent with a single heartbreaking sentence: Miss me, Daddy?
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Naruto always got horny after games.
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Hey, Harvey, he'd said, forget the nightcap.
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Parable of the Prodigal Son by intervertebral
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
19 Jul 2025
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Protestants saw God in the forgiveness. Catholics saw Him in the punishment.
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It’s lonely out here.
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assorted pieces from a larger au im working on. no chronological order
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Neil is slimmer than you remember, the whipcord muscles from years of training not in place yet. He still fits perfectly into your hands though, your bodies made for each other regardless of how different you both are from the last time you held him.
The Protagonist finds Neil in the future. Things aren't quite as he expected.
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19 Jun 2026
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"Ah," Yusuf says, lifting a reproving hand, "are we calling less than 24 hours of memory loss amnesia now?"
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13 Jun 2026
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That's the thing about Hollywood--everyone has a Hollywood story.
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Bookmarked by intervertebral
13 Jun 2026
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Phil’s eyebrows raise. “I could take you back to mine. Talk hockey.”
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06 Jun 2026
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“No offense,” John says, feeling suddenly hot in the face. “You’re gorgeous, but I don’t do three-ways.”
For a moment, Dean studies him, eyes bright and calculating, but then he shrugs, presses a sloppy kiss to the side of the girl’s face and drawls out: “Your loss, buddy.”
Then he pulls her upstairs. John’s heart is racing, and he’s angry, suddenly, is so fucking pissed at him for deciding that’s an okay thing to do, for deciding John’s the kind of guy he can pull that shit with.
i.e. the worst threesome Briar U has ever seen.
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06 Jun 2026

