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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Grace and Simon have ended their stories. Unfortunately, neither of them had their happy ending.
    Grace has found a tentative home on Erid. He's living with his soulmates, Rocky and Adrian. He's saved the stars, set foot on distant worlds... and he's starving. Not even just for food, although that's part of it. His first love was humanity, Earth. He loved science, teaching children, and making friends wherever he went. And now he's 10 years away from it all and desperate for human connection.
    Simon is objectively worse off. His prayer to live was answered by the Blood God, but in its ignorance it did not distinguish between Simon and the rest of the SM-13. He's stuck in a hellish limbo, encased in the mutant tree and fused with the submarine, reliving the horror of the last moments of his life, waiting for freedom.

    I know I know. Another "Grace finds Simon floating in space" fic. Listen, I was blissfully ignorant. After consuming some bloodymary fanart I was unwillingly possessed by a creature from hell, vomiting the contents of this fic into my notes app while the Great Unknowable Eye of God beheld me in my stupor. After three days of not eating or sleeping, I returned to consciousness and had to upload this.

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    14 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    PodFic version of a happy place to dream about by handsliketruth, whiskeyjuniper

    No monsters, no codependent little brother, no angels (devastatingly handsome or otherwise) — and for Dean, there never have been.

    It’s a little lonely sometimes; somehow a little… existentially wrong, sure, with a past he’s still burying and a future he can’t figure out, but he’s not going to bitch about it. He can even work around the nightmares bleeding in from another world; they feel enough like his own to fit in. It’s still better than before.

    Then, Chuck Shurley shows up at his dive bar. And Dean lets the monster in.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Yay, this is amazing thank you!!!

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    Swanqueen Fallout AU.

    Vaults 31, 32, and 33 were built with one purpose: procreation. Every five years, they trade resources and Breeders.

    Regina Mills, Overseer of Vault 33, has managed to avoid pregnancy for the past twenty years. She’ll give Vault‑Tec a baby over her dead body.
    The husbands she’s been forced to marry have all met tragic ends, each more suspicious than the last.

    But the 2308 trade brings her a surprise: the new Breeder from Vault 32 is nothing like she expected.
    Emma Swan is the result of a Vault‑Tec experiment designed to create the perfect hermaphroditic specimen, and she’s been secretly trained by Mr. Gold for the past 15 years to bring Overseer Mills down.

    Will Emma survive Vault 33’s notorious black widow?

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    14 Mar 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    By all means he had brought this upon himself with complete knowledge it would end like this, and for what?

    You don't know how to accept failure; the voice in his mind supplied.

    It used to sound like different people throughout the years, but right now the voice was entirely like his own.

    You would rather kill yourself than fail.

    Wouldn't you?

    This one wasn't, and back then the statement was ridiculous.

    Because Hux would kill himself for less.

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    26 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    Why not bypass humans altogether, and have God set aside empty puppets - soulless, perfect, no consent required, really, why human, or human shaped things at all? Why not have the battle for the fate of the world take place between two hawks, a pine tree and mistletoe, a river and a canyon? Are humans just God's favorite shape?

    The Bible says that God made humans in his image - but Dean suspects that this is, like many things in that book - a lie. That God was making shit up by the seat of his proverbial pants, and maybe he looked like a planet, a constellation, or Nothing. What came first, the chicken or the egg - God as the Face of Man or the Face of Man as God?

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    There’s an archangel in Dean’s head and strangers from another universe in his house. His kid is sick, his mother is young and aloof, and to make matters worse, his best friend is keeping secrets. Again. Only this time, Dean finds out about Castiel's deal with the Empty, and he's got a pretty solid idea about what (or who) might trigger it. Knowing full well Cas must stay miserable to stay alive, Dean makes his move.

    This is the way they can have each other. No matter how much it hurts.

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    31 Jan 2025