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Four Times Bones Insulted Jim by NrdyGrl
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
21 May 2013
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And one time he was too happy to. We all know Jim's an idiot, and Bones can't help but reiterate that fact. Except for one time, when he's too grateful to Jim to do anything but thank him.
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And a Happy Nude Year by notapepper for memorizingthedigitsofpi
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
12 Jan 2016
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Five times Fitz saw some skin, and one time they both did.
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- Part 2 of Kiss-mas Verse
- Part 2 of Fitzsinners
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“Hamilton!” Washington’s voice cut him off. “You know I don’t allow that kind of language in my classroom. That’s a detention.”
“But sir-“
“Alexander.”
His voice was stern, and the roughness of it made his stomach flip. It was a command. Alexander’s cock twitched at the thought of other commands Washington could give him.Alexander indulges in a fantasy after a difficult day.
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- Part 1 of All Wound Up
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A late day 3 of JohnDave week 2016, confession/first date. I chose first date. Our favorite nerds go to the fair for their first date. Except John didn't actually SAY it was a date, and Dave didn't get the hint that it was a date.
EDIT: renamed 8 whole years later, because the title was killing me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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- Part 3 of JohnDave Week
- Part 3 of JohnDave Week 2016
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“Matt… can you not remember?”
Shiro can hear his own heartbeat in the long silence that follows. It seems like Matt isn’t going to answer, but then he does- so quietly that Shiro can barely hear his voice rasping with disuse.
“… I don’t know where I am.” -
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The bat family fights. A lot. Somehow everyone except for Duke seems to know what to do.
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In which Liam is an adorable smol bean who sings too loud and is a happy drunk.
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- Part 1 of Teen Wolf Crack
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"Is there a reason you followed me halfway down the street?"
"Huh... I just wanted to make sure you were ok was all."
"Well, I'm fine now. Guess I was lucky to have a knight in shining armour come to my rescue hmm... how can I possibly repay my brave knight?"
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All Yoongi wanted in life was to get through the day, not get evicted, and prevent Taehyung from getting an STD. He did not expect a knight in shining leather to swoop in and make him question everything. What will he do when the alpha and his rag-tag family enters his life. Can he open his heart to new possibilities or will past events keep him trapped in sarcasm and bitterness?
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A Christmas Brawl by HomeIsWhereThePantsArent
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
24 Dec 2020
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Eren and Levi spend their first Christmas together at the Jaegers'. The Jaegers spend their Christmas haunting Levi with feelings, Yuletide rage, and familial awkwardness. Can Levi learn to socialize? Does Eren have a chill mode? Are ugly Christmas sweaters a threat to humanity? Does gingerbread jungle juice sound like a good idea?
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- Part 3 of Punchline
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¿Cómo habría sido el enfrentamiento entre Jiang Cheng y Wei Wuxian en los episodios 27/28 si Jiang Cheng hubiera dejado salir el carácter que heredó de su madre?
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Jiang Cheng se enoja con los imbéciles de los que está rodeado y arregla (casi) todo
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Un Jiang Cheng muy enojado adopta a todos, ¡Porque chinga a tu madre Wei Wuxian!
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Denial isn't just a river in Egypt by thekingsjester
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Sep 2021
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As soon as Childe baited him into this date, he knew he was done for. Scaramouche was sitting at a table in a nice upscale restaurant, dressed in some weird fucking outfit that imbecile promised was part of the bet, waiting on that ghastly banshee of a woman to rear her ugly head. She was part of the bet too, you see. He wanted to drive his head through a fucking wall.
How the hell did I ever agree to this?
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the pale moon (shining through the cracks) by Scribulus
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jul 2022
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He had gone to sleep with the full expectation that he could rest. When he woke up as the last son of a noble family in the Emperor's court, he knew that wasn't going to happen any time soon.
When he finds out that he's been born into a famous xianxia novel, he's resigned. When he figures out what exactly the novel is… now, he's pissed off.
All he wanted was nonexistence. Now he's faced with being alive, glorified magic bullshit, and a depressing lack of logic. At least the people are pretty to look at.
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SI/OC with full knowledge of the plot is reborn into MDZS. Things... change.
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- Part 3 of SI/OC
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Jeongin dresses as a minion to catch Minho's attention. Spoiler warning - it works?
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- Part 3 of 2 kids room!
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Hiding was the smartest of all options. You had long ago learned that revealing your mutation- regardless of the Monsters now on the surface- only caused problems.
Keep the mask on. Just keep the mask on. Don't get attached. Don't get hopeful.
You'll just be let down again. You'll just get hurt, like a fool.
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- Part 8 of Multiversal Gaps
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A collection of childhood stories by Apollo (MissApollo)
Fandoms: Our Life: Beginnings & Always (Visual Novel)
05 Dec 2024
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Stories I've written for my ol1 mcs (who are siblings) mostly around their childhood and other moments. This isn't going to focus on any of the relationships with their li and mostly focus on them. This is a collection of one shots that exist in a continuity.
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“White,” A voice called, breaking through the silence that had previously hung throughout the space, “I have something to show you.”
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AKA Dr White is severely underrated and Harley Sawyer loves Yarnaby.
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Ylläs yllättää hesen manageri Kunikidan (filler episode) by Tunamayocant
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Hesburger
08 Jun 2025
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(Osa 4 saagaa)
Suurempi taho Fukuzawa haluaa antaa vaihtelua hesen suurelle perheelle ja lähettää heidät talveksi hoitamaan heseä Ylläkselle.
Samalla Aku ja Atsushi päättävät pitää oman häämatkansa Ylläksen rinteillä laskettelemassa.
Mutta kauanko tämä kestää? Ja onnistuuko Kunikida pitämään yritystä yllä uudessa paikassa?
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- Part 4 of Hesen manageri Kunikida chronicles
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Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys (Sevika's Monkeys) by Elizabeth4664Luna
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Apr 2026
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"Not my circus, not my monkeys."
That's what Sevika tells herself. She's survived the streets of the Undercity for years with one clear goal: Zaun's freedom. Stay strong, stay standing, stay focused. Don't get attached. Know when to walk away.
Except somehow, the blue-haired gremlin and the Eye of Zaun became her circus. Her monkeys. Her problem.
And she hates-loves every chaotic, explosive, window-throwing second of it.
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A Sevika-centric collection of non-linear one-shots (with occasional POV shifts) following her reluctant journey from "get away from me" to "I will fight an army to protect you" as she accidentally becomes co-parent to Zaun's most brilliant disaster. And evolve from "I don't do feelings" to "I will burn this city down if you touch her."
Sevika's having a terrible time. She wouldn't change it for anything.
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Thicker Than Water, Stronger Than Steel by Caketastrophe for hades_wrio
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021)
15 Feb 2026
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In the lands of Teyvat, night creatures roam freely and hunt humans for food and entertainment, especially in the lands of Fontaine. The vampire Focalors seeks to eliminate all of humanity for good, an act of heartbroken retribution for the brutal murder of her sister Furina, facilitated by The Church.
Hoping to stop the potential end of humanity, three unlikely allies band together to destroy the horrible demons of the night and bring both Focalors and the rot of humanity to justice. Henry Wriothesley, a monster hunter and the very last of his family line, is joined by Navia Caspar a gifted mage and nomadic Speaker, and the most unlikely of allies Neuvillette, a vampire and the brother to the late Furina and Focalors. Through trial and tribulation the disparate group find success in strange places and learn they have more to share with one another than barbed remarks and cheap insults.
As long buried feelings surface in late night conversations, Wriothesley must confront exactly what it means to wear the crest of his forefather's and whether or not personal betrayals matter in the face of unprecedented companionship.